[revenue rituals]

1:1 business coaching & marketing mentorship

More reliable revenue doing the world-building work you love!

(without sacrificing your values)

You don’t have to choose between being well-resourced and making a meaningful impact… and your business & marketing can help with both!

We’ve all heard the boss-babes & bro-marketers shout the same advice from their self-appointed pedestals...

Scale Fast!”
”Just do your mindset work!”
”If I can do it, so can you!”

And then when their one-size-fits-all strategy doesn’t work? They’ll shrug and blame you.

You know your work has the power to make a real difference in the lives of your people. And you know you need to market yourself and your offers to make the impact you want to make.

But the generic business advice feels gross or leaves your completely depleted (or both).

Thankfully, their way isn’t the only way. And you can build a business and a marketing plan that actually works for you and your energy!

Because your success doesn’t have to rely on you burning yourself out!

1:1 coaching & marketing strategy for service providers, creatives & professional witches

[revenue rituals]

Build reliable revenue streams & simple marketing systems so you can focus on your world-building work

Let’s reshape your business & marketing strategy so you can create without pressure, rest without guilt, and finally live a life that isn’t chained to a soul sucking sales cycle

You started your business so you could make an impact, to have more time freedom, and to make money on your own terms.

But marketing, and launching, and then delivering your services can feel like a lot… Especially when your strategies and systems were built with someone else in mind.

Together, well make strategic changes to your offer ecosystem, create a simplified content plan, and implement a sales system that honors your capacity AND gets your work in front of the people who are ready to invest.

[your personalized roadmap to restful, reliable revenue]

Here’s what our spell work will look like:

We’ll assess where you are and what your current goals. Then we’ll build a plan from there, instead of demanding you conform to some rigid pre-made strategy.

You’ll get on-going coaching and strategic support because implementing in a way that works for you takes time and iteration. 

Visibility, Marketing & Sales
Instead of just checking boxes, we’ll craft marketing and sales rituals that honor your energy and get your work in front of the people who are ready to pay you.

Offer Ecosystem Strategy
We’ll examine how you’re offers are working (and how they aren’t) so we can transform them into a cohesive ecosystem of services that keeps the cash flowing.

Capacity Planning
We will intentionally bake in accommodations and space in your schedule so you have the flexibility you need to honor yourself and your business goals.

We start with 6 months (and go month to month from there if you desire continued support.)

The price of success is not your soul or your sanity. (And you don’t have to water down your work to be more digestible!)

Beau sold out her restructured cohort in 3 weeks (11 spots total - and added nearly 3k in monthly recurring revenue)

We transformed Beau’s $28, stuffed-to-the-brim PDF course into a spacious $800, 3-month live cohort. With a spoon-friendly launch strategy, she sold out every spot in two weeks — then opened 3 more and sold those, too.

Now she’s got more recurring revenue and the bandwidth to focus on growing her 1:1 coaching practice.

Shine needed a marketing plan that honored her capacity and reached a very niche audience

After years in academia and graduating with a PhD, Shine wasn’t sure how to approach marketing on social media. Creating content is so different than writing a dissertation.

She needed a system that allowed her to share her brilliance on Substack, promote her services on Threads and Instagram, while also making room for her to work on her manuscript. 

Together, we built a structured but spacious marketing plan that has grown her audience and put her work in front of the people she’s here to support. 

Caro shifted from feeling "ick" about selling, to booking 10 new clients in one month

Selling felt gross and visibility triggered immediate shutdown. But once we centered her clients’ desires (not fear or shame), her confidence bloomed.

Now inviting new clients in feels exciting — not icky.

And of course we made sure her schedule and her bank account allow plenty of space to rest with the influx of new clients. 

Sustainable & steady marketing magick takes time — let’s build your revenue rhythm together.

Revenue Rituals will give you a solid anchor to keep your business running steady. Offers that excite you & serve your people. And a marketing strategy that doesn't leave you depleted.

Here’s what you’ll get inside:

  • A 90 minute kick off call to assess where you are right now in your business and where you want to go in the next 6-12 months, so we can build a personalized roadmap that won’t give you road rash.

  • 1:1 coaching calls where we’ll address your real-life business needs, re-shape your offers and collaborate on strategies that honor your capacity (you choose once or twice a month).

  • Telegram text & voice note support M-Th so you can ask questions and get implementation support and help making decisions in real time.

  • Weekly copy review so you can drop your sales copy or social content for feedback up to once a week as needed.

  • Access to The Focus Cauldron where you can connect with other business owners, take advantage of co-working, and all the additional support inside the capacity-honoring marketing membership.

The investment is $450-$750/month depending on the call schedule you choose

And that's waayyy less than a panic-launch costs you in time, stress, and sanity

I tried following all of their rules and shocker, it didn’t work for me

So I built a business that flexes with my capacity. And now I coach others to do the same.

Hi I'm Lauren! I’m your capacity-honoring biz coach & resident lazy witch!

After nearly a decade in the online service world, I kept seeing the same problem:

“Proven” marketing strategies that sound great on the sales call — but fizzle out in practice.

No room for flex.
No space for your humanity.
Shame baked right in.

And if I know one thing… it’s this:
Business owners with unpredictable capacity don’t need another shame-soaked to-do list haunting them.

Over the last 5 years, I’ve helped hundreds of online service providers — coaches, healers, educators, and DFY pros — develop offers that honor their energy and grow their income.

We’re talking doubled (sometimes tripled) recurring revenue. Instead of panic-selling every month, they’ve built offer ecosystems and marketing rituals that generate consistent, reliable cash — without burning out.

If you’re done trying to squeeze your brilliance into boxes that were never made for you — and you want someone on your team while you reshape your business to actually fit… I’m your witch.

curious if this is the right spell for you?

let's clear up some common Qs:

Small audiences can be mighty. Our work together is making sure that your audience is seeing you and thinking of YOU when they come up against the problem you solve. Growing your audience is one revenue ritual. Selling to the one you have is another. And we will work on both.

Meaningful and lasting change in they way you run your business takes time. And Revenue Rituals is designed to offer on-going coaching, thought partnership and strategy that will transform your business without burning it down. This kind of magic is best sipped slowly, and sustainably… over time.

Because Revenue Rituals is on-going and month to month, there aren’t set alternate payment plans for this container. But I totally believe that flexible payment options are community care, and I’m always willing to discuss different support options that fit your budget.

Nope. I will hold your hand as you write copy and create content. And I will gladly offer feedback. I will help you build out personal rituals and rhythms that make these tasks doable. And we can work through your hang ups around your messaging and communicating the incredible value of your work. But Revenue Rituals is not a DFY service. (I can recommend folks who do offer those things though)

Our work together is about lightening the lift so the cash can keep flowing even when you need some extra time to rest. We’re going to focus on what’s working and ditch the rest, so you run your business and then actually have time to enjoy yourself. No more spending 8 hours a day making TikToks or sending hundreds of cold DMs just to get crickets.

Let's craft Revenue Rituals that keep the payment notifications rolling in even when your capacity dips

So you can rest when you need and tend to your life without feeling guilty or falling behind.

And when you build that?

Predictable income stops feeling like a pipe dream. Selling stops feeling like a panic move. Your business finally starts to feel like yours.

Revenue Rituals isn’t a magic wand — but it is a powerful container to build sustainable marketing rhythms that support you month after month.

If you’re ready to trade survival mode for something steadier… I’ll see you inside!

Still have questions?
Please reach out to me at hello@laurenelizabethcoaching.com or shoot me a DM wherever we’re connected. I’d love to chat and help you decide if Revenue Rituals is for you!