FUCK JUST BEING CONSISTENT, WITCH!!!
It's time to let your desires lead in your business!
Let's craft capacity-friendly marketing strategies, and pleasure-centered revenue rituals that make selling make sense.
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[a free weekly(ish) email series for lazy bitches & business witches doing world-building work]
to create real-life revenue rituals that lead to sustainable income...
without the bro-marketer bullshit and boss-babe burnout
performing perfection and consistency isn't the key to success
If you want a business that flexes with your capacity, pays the bills, and actually feels like you...
I'm your coach now!
The boss-babes and marketing-bros will tell you to “Do your mindset work“, “hustle ’til you hit your goals” and “fake it ’til you make it”
But none of that will hold you, or keep the revenue flowing when your capacity dips or when burnout comes banging down your door.
The secret to success isn’t a secret at all.
What you really need is crystal clarity around what you REALLY want, and messaging, a marketing strategy & sales process that’s fueled by your desires.
If the free webinars & so-called 'proven strategies' feel more like a magician's slight of hand, than a powerful potion crafted carefully for your personal success...
It's not just you!
Whether you've recently launched your business, or you're working towards consistent 10k months, you deserve marketing support that honors & celebrates your specific flavor of magick! And I'm here to help!
Ready for your business to feel like yours?
Pick your potion...
Build a marketing rhythm that grows an audience of raving fans & doesn't drain your life force!
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The one-size-fits-all marketing strategies were built for hyper-productivity babes, and hustle bros.
They don’t account for necessary rest days, burnout or an unpredictable capacity.
Inside The Focus Cauldron, we’re blending spellwork & strategy.
Get access to daily coaching support, marketing trainings and spellwork sessions, that will help you find the rhythms that make finding your people and communicating your incredible work feel doable… even on low energy days.
Join this incredible community of service providers, creatives, and business witches for $125/month
Craft an offer ecosystem that generates recurring revenue & business rituals fueled by desire!
Check out Revenue Rituals 🔮
Building a capacity-friendly, pleasure-powered business is extremely personal.
But most of the marketing bros are fixated on scaling fast & prescribe inflexible (often ineffective) strategies to get there.
Revenue Rituals is a 1:1 coaching container that will help you craft an offer ecosystem, marketing rhythm, and sales strategy based in your desires AND designed to work with your energy.
You’ll get personalized coaching and on-going strategic marketing support from a business witch who’s been helping people build and grow online, for nearly a decade.
The investment for 1:1 coaching ranges between $450-$750/month
I tried being "just being consistent" and shocker... It didn't skyrocket me to 6 figures
So I built a business that's rooted in desire and flexes with my capacity, and now I coach others to do the same.
Hi I’m Lauren! I’m your capacity-honoring, pleasure-centered business coach & resident lazy witch!
After nearly a decade in the online service world, I kept seeing and hearing the same problem pop up over and over again. So-called “proven” marketing strategies that sound great on the sales call but fizzle out in practice.
No room for flex or accommodation.
And if I know ONE THING... it’s that business owners with unpredictable capacity don’t need another shame-full laundry list of meaningless tasks hanging over their heads.
Over the last 5 years, I’ve helped hundreds of online service providers develop and launch offers that honor their energy AND grow their income.
I’ve worked with coaches, healers, educators and DFY service providers to double and even triple their recurring revenue.
Instead of chasing sales every single month, they have an offer ecosystem and personalized business rituals that intentional create consistent and reliable cash, month after month.
If you’re done trying to squeeze all of your brilliance into boxes that were never made for you, and want someone one your team as you reshape your business so it works for YOU even when you aren’t perfectly…
I’m your witch!